I'm Not A Good Boy vs River
Notes, accords, longevity, sillage, seasons and community ratings, side by side.
Which one should you pick?
I'm Not A Good Boy takes 3 of 5 categories.
I'm Not A Good BoyChoose it for a aromatic and woody character. Wins on ratings & consensus, longevity and fragranxe ranking. Best in fall, daytime wear.
RiverChoose it for a citrus and aromatic character. Wins on sillage & projection and value for money. Best in spring, daytime wear.
- Ratings & consensus
- I'm Not A Good Boy
- Community sentiment
- Not scored
- Longevity
- I'm Not A Good Boy
- Sillage & projection
- River
- Value for money
- River
- Versatility
- Not scored
- Note pyramid (duration)
- Not scored
- Fragranxe ranking
- I'm Not A Good Boy
Head-to-head breakdown
Every category side by side, with the winner called out.
Ratings & consensus
Average rating and ownership splitCommunity sentiment
How voters split from love to hate29 votes
21 votes · too few to score
Longevity & sillage
0–100 community performance scoresLongevityI'm Not A Good Boy
SillageRiver
Value for money
How fairly priced voters find itMain accords
Strength of each scent family · outlined = shared by bothNote pyramid (duration)
Top, heart and base, with how long each lasts when known · gold = sharedSeasons & time of day
Relative to each fragrance's best seasonWho wears it
Gender appeal votesRanking & credits
Fragranxe overall rank, nose and launchOverall rank#16,327
PerfumerNot listed
Launched—
Reviews9
Overall rank#55,534
PerfumerNot listed
Launched—
Reviews0
In a nutshell
Description & review snapshotNazareno Gabrielli I'm Not A Good Boy hits the skin with a brisk wash of bitter orange, sharp bergamot, and chilled garden mint. The opening feels clean and energetic, quickly making room for an herbal mid-section built on crushed sage, spicy cardamom, and clean French lavender. As the initial citrus sparkle recedes, …
Reviews →Denim River kicks off with an unapologetic splash of sharp lemon, crisp bergamot, and crushed lemon verbena. The citrus hits hard. It does not disguise its vintage barbershop roots. Within fifteen minutes, the bracing alcohol lift clears, letting clean lavender and herbal sage step forward. A pinch of dry nutmeg adds …
Reviews →How we score: ratings blend public fragrance ratings with Fragranxe member votes; longevity, sillage, value and sentiment are community vote scores, and season bars are relative to each fragrance's strongest season. Categories with too little data are shown but not scored. The scent match weighs accord overlap (60%) and shared notes (40%). More in the FAQ.
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Common questions
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Which is better, I'm Not A Good Boy or River?
I'm Not A Good Boy takes 3 of 5 categories. I'm Not A Good Boy is rated 4.00/5 from 29 votes; River is rated 4.00/5 from 21 votes. Choose I'm Not A Good Boy for a aromatic and woody character. Wins on ratings & consensus, longevity and fragranxe ranking. Best in fall, daytime wear. Choose River for a citrus and aromatic character. Wins on sillage & projection and value for money. Best in spring, daytime wear.
Which lasts longer, I'm Not A Good Boy or River?
I'm Not A Good Boy lasts longest (I'm Not A Good Boy 62/100, River 49/100), based on community performance votes.
Which projects more, I'm Not A Good Boy or River?
River projects furthest (River 52/100, I'm Not A Good Boy 47/100), based on community performance votes.
Do I'm Not A Good Boy and River smell similar?
Some overlap: a 52% scent match on Fragranxe. Both share aromatic, citrus and woody accords. Common notes include Bergamot, Nutmeg, Lavender and Sage.
Is I'm Not A Good Boy or River better for summer or winter?
I'm Not A Good Boy suits daytime wear; River suits daytime wear. Based on community season votes.
What are the notes in I'm Not A Good Boy and River?
I'm Not A Good Boy has top notes of Orange, Grapefruit, Mandarin Orange and Neroli, heart notes of Mint, Nutmeg, Cardamom and Geranium, a base of Sandalwood, Cedar, Vetiver and Tobacco. River has top notes of Lemon, Lemon Verbena and Bergamot, heart notes of Lavender, Sage and Nutmeg, a base of Vetiver and Cedar.
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